Functional Rum
Functional Rum

Functional Rum

NON ALCOHOLIC
£32.00

Made with rum and oak, our Functional Rum embodies the taste of the Caribbean. Gently spiced, with cinnamon & vanilla, this drink is perfect topped with your favourite ginger beer.

KEY INGREDIENTS
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Oakwood
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Vanilla
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Orange
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Molasses
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KCAL

11

Non Alcoholic

Made With Rum

Proprietary blend of Nootropics

Elevates your Spirit

TASTING NOTES

A spicy bouquet jumps out. Vanilla, nougat, cinnamon persist as oak and cane flavours develop. A honeyed finish completes the sip as the gravitas of the spirit stands tall.
Smiling Wolf Taste Profile
Smiling Wolf Taste Profile

WHY OUR CUSTOMERS LOVE US

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from 21 reviews
Delivers on its promise!

The functionals used definitely deliver on the 'buzz without the booze' and taste good too.

Veena Giridhar Gopal
Functional Aperitivo
Fantastic, tastes great and the nootropics give you a lift! 100% recommend.

Fantastic, tastes great and the nootropics give you a lift! 100% recommend.

Charlie Wale
Functional Vodka
Nearest thing to real stuff so far

Taste gives a good kick like real gin both initially and after taste. However quite pricey compared to real stuff.

Neil Lovett
Functional Gin
Getting me through NOvember…….

Delicious over ice or with tonic or sparkling water! On the wagon so this gives me something yum to sup instead of just water,
Definitely helped and love the flavour!

Yvonne Rogers
Functional Aperitivo
Tastes like the real thing!

This gin is amazing, tastes like the real thing and even makes me feel a bit loosey goosey!

Tracey Shepherd
Functional Gin
Yum

Yum yum yum. It’s pretty simple 👍

niki hentsch
Functional Gin
Top notch

So yummy. Like real vodka without the next morning hassle. It’s a life saver with kids! ☺️

niki hentsch
Functional Vodka

Great product, will be a repeat customer!

Scott Millican
Functional Vodka
Great!

This is going to be great for so many occasions

Chris D
Functional Vodka
Quality

It just feel like quality in your hand

Thais F.
Functional Gin
Can't Believe It's Not Gin

Smells like gin, tastes like gin can’t believe its not gin!

Angela S
Functional Gin
I'm Buzzing

I’m buzzing and I’m relaxed its great, no doubt I can feel it

David D
Functional Vodka
Sophisticated and Enjoyable

Smiling Wolf’s range of mood-boosting spirits fill the gap to make non-alcoholic cocktails both sophisticated and enjoyable

Benjamin
Functional Vodka
A buzz without the booze!

A buzz without the booze! Very impressed with how they’ve managed to create such authentic-tasting drinks that capture the exact flavours of the relevant spirit, whilst also giving you a very enjoyable buzz.

Alex P.
Functional Gin
Bitter & Sweet

The Aperitivo was the just bitter and sweet enough to leave me wanting more

Hannah T
Functional Aperitivo

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FAQs

Got questions? Dive into our FAQs for swift, comprehensive answers about Smiling Wolf's non-alcoholic spirits.

ALL FAQS

Will I experience a hangover after drinking Smiling Wolf spirits?

No. Smiling Wolf's non-alcoholic spirits are designed to give you the buzz without the hangover.

How can I be sure Smiling Wolf's ingredients are safe?

Rest assured, all our ingredients are GRAS (Generally Recognised as Safe) approved and certified.

Is Smiling Wolf safe for use during pregnancy or breastfeeding?

If you are pregnant, breastfeeding, on medication, or under medical supervision, please consult with a medical professional before consumption.

What is a nootropic?

Nootropics are supplements that can enhance cognitive function, memory, creativity, and motivation. They work by increasing blood flow to the brain, promoting the growth of new neurons, and balancing neurotransmitter levels.

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